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Hangry...and Out Of Pan con Lechón

Fluent In Spanish, English & Sarcasm

Decaf is a Personal Attack - Respectfully Offended

Colada-Sized Cup, Cafecito-Sized Patience.

Certified Family Translator - No Degree. All Experience.

Cafecito Made Me Do It

Cafecito is my Love Language

Built Different. Built Cuban.

We Don't Do Keep Calm - We Do Ay Dios Mío Y Pa'Lante

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